The Kinect at work scanned and made me into an avatar, at least the eyebrows are accurate haha.

The Kinect at work scanned and made me into an avatar, at least the eyebrows are accurate haha.

She always comes and keeps me warm, whenever I ask. C: Hugging my fever away, now that’s a hottie. ;) @ohboee

She always comes and keeps me warm, whenever I ask. C: Hugging my fever away, now that’s a hottie. ;) @ohboee

govinduhh:

this is an actual scene from the movie 

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(via wlison)

sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss

sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

frantzfandom:

notsuperstitious:

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

(via epic-humor)

modestys:

This cat is prettier than me and now I’m sad

modestys:

This cat is prettier than me and now I’m sad

(via sarahtheterror)

neednt:

viderudeath:

kaworushin:

i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy

(via lezbevagitarians)

pridefulvanity:

gameandwatch:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

every white guy with a six pack that gets reblogged on this damn website

(via braavosis)